最恶搞的圣诞祝福

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack

don't worry I told Santa

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

如果某天晚上一个胖子跳进你的窗户、抓起你往麻袋里塞，别担心。

那是我告诉圣诞老人，我要你做我的圣诞礼物。

圣诞快乐！

最内涵的圣诞祝福

An urgent help please. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bear with him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.

紧急求助！我一个好朋友来了，我让他去找你。麻烦你安排一个房间、好好照顾他。他有点孩子气，耐心点啦。他的名字叫“耶稣”。圣诞快乐！

最有爱的圣诞祝福

May the magic of love twinkle in your lives throughout the holidays and the upcoming new year.

愿爱的奇迹在你生命中闪耀，掠过圣诞、掠过来年。

最诗意的圣诞祝福

Through a looking glass of a thousand stars,

heavenly angels watch over us and bless us unaware.

May health happiness and good times greet you each day of the new year.

透过千万颗星星，天上的天使在默默看着我们、并无声地守护我们。

愿健康安乐及美好时光伴你在新年的每。

最“无赖”的圣诞祝福

No Greeting Card To Give..

No Sweet Flowers To Send..

No Cute Graphics To Forward..

Just

A LOVING HEART

Saying

“HAPPY X’MAS”

没卡寄你、

没花送你、

连张可爱的简讯图片都没有。

我只有一颗爱你的心，说着“圣诞快乐”！

最吃货的圣诞祝福

Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS, with BUTTERING MSGs, CHOCALATY CALLS, CREAMY THOUGHTS, FRUITY FUNS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

愿你有一个清清爽爽的圣诞节：多收黄油般的讯息、多打巧克力味的电话、多些奶油似的的想法、玩得像水果般甜蜜！圣诞快乐！

（注：因简讯中有许多非正式的写法，如CHOCALATY，译为“巧克力味”的。在此为保留讯息的感觉原文未做纠正。）